i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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