absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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