how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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