so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
These tits shall not be calmed
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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