can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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