The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm determined to sit on that face.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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