i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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