she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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