The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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