think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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