seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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