i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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