My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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