going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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