I don't think brook has ever known best
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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