if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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