the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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