Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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