It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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