conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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