I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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