He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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