omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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