i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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