white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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