sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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