I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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