TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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