When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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