My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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