so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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