So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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