I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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