so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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