She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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