i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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