what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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