How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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