her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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