i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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