At least make sure they are 18
Why
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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