OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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