I wanna bring you to show and tell
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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