question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
He shit in the fireplace
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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