saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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