Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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