Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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