I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
