Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
mondays should just be called national damage control day
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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