I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She bit a glass in half.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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