sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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