Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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