That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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