im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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