Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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