problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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