We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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